r/whatisit 22h ago

Solved! Found in bathroom

Found on top of the door in my bathroom, it has no smell (that i can detect) and is soft like a jelly bean

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u/spotlight-app 22h ago

OP has pinned a comment by u/Straight-to-it1:

I think it’s for bugs. Roaches maybe.

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u/kaileeann 22h ago

It looks like earwax to me. Maybe see if putting some hydrogen peroxide on it causes bubbling? Then you’d know if it’s biological in origin 

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u/ShinyPelipper 22h ago

It did make a fizzing sound when i applied Hydrogen Peroxide

It is also right next to the sink, so I guess the previous owner would just clean their ear and scrape the wax off on the corner of the door. That's some animal behavior.

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u/amandalaguera 20h ago

I knew someone who used to pick his blackheads then plaster them around the bathroom door frame for some unknown reason…. So, I wouldn’t put it past someone to potentially do the same with earwax. Some people are just weird, man.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 20h ago

When I was a mid-teenager I stored all my zit squeezins on the mirror and would never clean it. If I saw that today I’d wretch.

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u/PointNo4171 20h ago

I’m really glad I was eating while reading this. Best way to lose weight.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 20h ago

That may be the least gross story of my teens I could tell🤣

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u/gayemoravegurl 20h ago

What’s another 👀

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 19h ago

We got a Taco Bell in town right when i turned 16 and i had buddies that worked there. You don’t want to know what’s going in your burrito if you’re rude in the drive thru.

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u/Bridgettb76 16h ago

I worked at a Taco Bell in hs. Worst thing I did was tell the people their bill was a dollar more. That's how we got beer money. This was when TB didn't give out receipts.

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u/Hellfire5755 9h ago

Speak for yourself I do 3 dollars today and nobody asks for the stupid receipts and the couple that do I have always say that the machine is slightly off at times

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u/gman_green 11h ago

The sock under his bed

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 3h ago

I had a sleeping bag. A sock would never been able to contain it.

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u/Hellfire5755 9h ago

I've seen worse when eating

Stupid piss problem commercials get me every time

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u/Mayion 20h ago

and that kids, is how i killed myself

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u/GreenZebra23 19h ago

As a little kid I had a booger dresser

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u/MarketingSpecial6604 18h ago

Ahh yes the booger farm, when I was a little boy I'd wipe them on the wall behind my bed at night, when we moved my parents saw it and dubbed it my booger farm.

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u/GreenZebra23 18h ago

I suspect the booger wall is far more common than the booger dresser. My little brother had a booger wall a few years later. Many years ago I saw the acting siblings Elizabeth Shue and Andrew Shue on a talk show (it was actually Jon Stewart's show thar he hosted before The Daily Show, to deeply date myself), and she revealed that as a kid he had a booger wall. I felt so seen

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u/pvbfl 9h ago

That’s so cool… I had one too. Thought I was the only one!

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 19h ago

I have seen booger art of many forms friend.

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u/Alien-intercourse 11h ago

My sister had a booger wall next to her bed and would never clean it. I’m so adverse to boogers now it’s not even funny. We shared a room.

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u/ballskindrapes 20h ago

Delete this for humanity's sake lol

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u/Julesmh83 20h ago

Not as bad as that one post about the kid that picked his nose and collected the bits on his headboard or something, then months or years later ended up scraping his back on the dried bits that had calcified, giving him a seriously bad staph infection

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u/kiakey 19h ago

What a terrible day to be able to read.

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u/Jsteele06252022 19h ago

Right? It’s my fault for having a phone.

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u/Infamous-Art5608 18h ago

Yea, l'm out

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u/just-me1995 19h ago

humans are fucking disgusting.

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u/Distinct-Travel9496 16h ago

What the hell is wrong with people? Dude would be having a serious sit down and conversation about how that isn't gonna fly. I mean come on, man. You're supposed to be a grown adult. Can we act like it a bit? Jesus.

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u/Academic-Willow6547 20h ago

That is so... specifically like this scenario lol

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u/Ok_Assistant3432 18h ago

This definitely made me gag lol gosh people are sick

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u/peazy303 10h ago

We bought a used car and under the seat “thankfully it had a cover” we found the previous owners stash of road boogers there were so many we thought it was mold

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u/Free_Manufacturer521 1h ago

I knew someone who stored their boogers on the wall behind their bedroom door. Some people are straight up gross.

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u/Independent-Bike8810 18h ago

I knew someone that would collect all their scabs in a jar

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u/amandalaguera 11h ago

That one gives serial killer vibes, not gonna lie.

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u/pvbfl 9h ago

Now that’s gross!

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u/borkmeister 10h ago

Yeah, why cant he just eat it like a normal person?

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u/Flyin-Chancla 14h ago

Someone = you. Don’t lie!!! lol

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u/amandalaguera 14h ago

Oh hell no, that was definitely not me.

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u/Exotic_Carrot_125 20h ago

Eww Nasty yo !

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u/multus85 21h ago

Peroxide will fizz for anything with bacteria on it, which is just about anything.

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u/ibided 21h ago

I love pouring it on my oh shit Siri stop voice rec

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u/Null_Cypher_ 20h ago

Came here for a laugh, and I did 🤣

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u/MicahCharlson 20h ago

S-i-r-i voice recognition has become SO prevalent for me these days I won’t even “type its name out loud”. I need to figure out just what settings to change to trigger it only when actually invoked!

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u/Sea_Move_6634 17h ago

You can change it to where you have to say "hello Siri"

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u/MicahCharlson 17h ago

Thanks. I’ve now made this change.

Now to see if it actually works. I’m trusting you know your stuff. 😁

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u/saccharoselover 17h ago

Superbly witty!

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 20h ago

Maintenance guy here: I've seen ceilings that looked like a cave from loogies. Ive seen toaster oven on bathroom counter with a pile of empty pie tins and forks next to a toilet. Ive seen garbage disposals clogged because the toilet was already clogged so plan b.......

People are something man.

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u/WhyAreYallFascists 11h ago

Woah woah woah. You’re saying people are shitting in sinks? Wouldn’t shutting in your garbage be more effective? Holy shit.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 11h ago

Nothing holy about it!

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u/Puggy_Raccoon 19h ago

They probably had a dog and this is the dog’s ear wax. My dog has chronic ear infections, so after cleaning them and him shaking his head, I have to verify nothing was flung onto our walls 😩

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u/Alexander_Music 9h ago

One time I was sitting at a light and looked over and saw a woman reaching out her window and sticking something to the side of her car. I watched for a second as she picked her nose and dug in her ears and stuck the stuff on the side of her car. There was probably a 12”x8” blob of dried excrement on her car door. Still makes me shudder when I think about it.

People are fucking weird

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u/Beatrixie 20h ago

Wowwie wow I hate that 💔

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u/catchitclose2 16h ago

When I was a kid I’d pick my nose and wipe it under my desk, then scrape it off with a ruler after a year or so. Both were oddly satisfying.

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u/SufficientAsk8758 16h ago

i know multiple adult men who wipe their boogers on the wall next to their bed, some earwax on the door honestly isn’t too out there

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u/3lderly_Crypt1d 12h ago

One time I had really bad bronchitis and I coughed up phlegm so bad it flew on my wall (without my noticing) and dried … yuck!

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u/FarVictory4734 20h ago

This makes me want to tear that door off the wall

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u/pogo_what 19h ago

I was having a good day until I read this.

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u/Woobly_Hixbee 19h ago

That is A LOT of ear wax 🤯

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u/Apphoarder 18h ago

Just marking his territory.

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u/Beautiful_League_392 19h ago

Damn thats a lot.

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u/Overall_Music3811 21h ago

uh, Earwax would be a wild find! Hope it’s not something more mysterious lurking in there!

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u/Ok-Addition1264 21h ago

a dingleberry flopping up next to the sink would disturb.

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u/Jackson1411 21h ago

Bro what is this reply 😭

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u/ShinyPelipper 22h ago

Im on my way to the store now to get some

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u/Human-Ear-7758 18h ago

Ear Wax?? They sell ear wax at the store now? So you’re planning to do a side by side comparison? Nice. Please take pix for us.

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u/Frosty_Wall3457 19h ago

As a chemist AND a biochemist , what a stupid statement

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u/Unlikely-Gas9156 21h ago

What's it taste like?

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u/ShinyPelipper 21h ago

Similar to other poor decisions

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u/HunterSexThompson 21h ago

Ah. Yes. Bitter.

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u/Geen_Fang 20h ago

your screen name is awesome 😃

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u/HunterSexThompson 20h ago

Thank you, we can’t stay here, it’s nasty

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u/Geen_Fang 20h ago

nicely done 🤣

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u/Repulsive_Onion_5925 20h ago

Damn! That’s a great response!🤣😂

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u/Straight-to-it1 22h ago

I think it’s for bugs. Roaches maybe.

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u/SgtRuy 20h ago

Yes cockroach poison! It actually works great, because they think it's food and also take some back to their nests. I helped my mom put that down a lot in our house and the instructions specifically mention to put it around door frames (I guess if the frames are not flush to the wall it becomes a good hiding spot), also maybe having up top makes it safer for pets and kids

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u/ShinyPelipper 22h ago

Possible, the previous owers had mouse and roach problems, but ive had those cleared out for a while

But i dont know why someone would put it on top of the doorframe

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u/Straight-to-it1 22h ago

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u/ShinyPelipper 22h ago

Solved! Huh, i guess the previous owners took "around doorframes" and ran with it

This does look alot like the roach gel!

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u/buggin24k 11h ago

As a pest control technician, this 100% cockroach gel bait. One of Maxforce's gel baits that are meant to last longer so it's commonly used as preventative maintenance. Our pest control does not like this company's product but it could get the job done for others.

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u/Prudent_Fisherman853 19h ago

True, I managed an apartment complex and the bug guy used to put this peanut butter looking stuff in cabinets. New tenants used to be grossed out not knowing what it was and call the office to ask us to come remove and clean it until I told them what it was. Some people still wanted it gone because it was a pesticide and they did not want it next to their food or dishes.

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u/SurrenderTheCheeks 20h ago

Previous property maintenance tech for a slumlord property manager here… that’s 100% roach bait/poison. If you’d like to confirm, also check any small cracks and crevices in the kitchen area, typically between the cabinet/countertop cutout for the refrigerator. Also very common for them to place it on hinges of cabinets if done by a professional pest control company.

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u/Prudent_Fisherman853 19h ago

Exactly! Roaches and mice like something on their backs for protection so the usually hide behind cabinets, door frames and mice like to stay near a wall. As a ex property manager I use clear caulk to seal cabinets and ceiling and floor moldings.

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u/buggin24k 11h ago

As a pest control technician, I agree that this is 100% roach gel bait. I hope OP is pest free.

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u/SL4YER4200 21h ago

Saving some left over sloppy Joe for later?

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u/Death_Auction 20h ago

This made me laugh. Good shit

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u/ChocolateAW 20h ago

I had this in my kitchen!! I was going crazy, trying to get rid of them for a few years. I finally used some mold killing paint and repainted my kitchen ... they havent reappeared and its been almost 7 months!

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u/trudat 20h ago

They won’t reappear unless someone puts it there again because it’s poison bait for cockroaches.

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u/ChocolateAW 16h ago

That makes no sense as we built our home and havent put out cockroach bait. I'm pretty sure, in my case, it was mold. When i scratched it off and tried painting over it (without the special no more mold paint) it would reappear.

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u/trudat 15h ago edited 15h ago

Could be, but that color and exact location is pretty consistent with bait. Do you have a pest control contract?

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u/ChocolateAW 15h ago

Yes, we have a bug guy that comes every 2 months and have never had any sort of roach problem - we have had ants by the back door and thats it. Mine were on my walls and ceiling in the kitchen... not by doors/trim. So I am assuming the OPs may be different than what I had going on but i remember picking at it and it was an orange jelly like texture like the OP and it looked similar to that. Some larger areas and some very tiny areas.

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u/CrypticCryptid 14h ago

You've never had a roach problem, because your bug guy takes preventative measures by using roach gel.

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u/GSilky 21h ago

Taco Tuesday got an extreme morning after.

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u/TestyPossum 17h ago

I've got a dog that gets really bad waxy buildup. When I give her a bath and clean her ears, she shakes and flings globs of earwax into the craziest places. Looks kinda like that.

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u/East-Dog2979 19h ago

edit nm solved

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u/lolmonsterlol 18h ago

It's definitely gel bait for cockroaches. I know because pest control leaves bait around my house in random places like that. Always catches me off guard.

it comes in a tube like this

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u/WibbleWobble22 19h ago

I have had similar thing my bathroom too. At first I thought it was insect poop, then I noticed it only occurred after steamy showers/baths. I reached out to my landlord lord, they informed me it's one of two things: plasticizers leeching out of the paint or, in my case, it was cigarette smoke residue leeching out of walls as the previous residents were heavy, heavy smokers. It would drip out and then pool together and then dry up into little balls

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u/tekutiaroha 16h ago

Ah definately earwax. Ild say this person has cleaned there ears, then done a quick little wipe with thier finger for last check. Instead of using the sink or wiping it off on the jeans, theyve most likely wiped it off on the door as they exit the room. Purely for convenience. Out of site, out of mind (until the next person finds it)

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u/sadistic_tendencie 21h ago

You should DNA test that get their address and ship it there house with a bouquet with a note saying last week was great let's do it agin just to fuck with hime for leaving his ear wax in you bathroom

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u/sadistic_tendencie 21h ago

Ignore shitty typing my phone is broken

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u/Outlander-Slut1743 21h ago

Have you had pest control come into your house for ants? Our pest control put little blobs of this stale looking stuff in random parts of the home. Window sills or door frames are common.

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u/Negative-Neat-4269 16h ago

What tf are people picking up random bits of crap and posting them on the internet for? Just bin that shit line a normal person and go on with your life .

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u/XIII_CLOVER 20h ago

Omg lol this is a type of jelly that's poison to roaches they put it in every corner In the house so that roach infestation can you know ... die out

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u/TonderTales 19h ago

Advion gel looks exactly like this when it dries a bit, and it would have been dispensed in blobs this size along the edges of a bathroom

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u/Fearless_Self6679 19h ago

Its roach bait most likely,bug people put it in my house...they use a caulk gun to apply it and they just shoot it in random spots

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u/Trashywite 19h ago

It’s not earwax it’s roach killer you’ll see it all over like in corner above doors in crevices etc to kill roaches and bugs

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u/Electronic-Good7174 19h ago

It is definitely roach bait injector poison. I have used it before and it looks like that after it dries. It works though 🤣

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u/MethodSome8807 21h ago

That’s a bug.

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u/pewpew_lotsa_boolits 21h ago

Nah, it’s a feature!

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u/Opposite_Crab653 19h ago

Looks like the deposit location of an individuals snots or earwax. Simple taste test should determine which. 🫡

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u/Humble-sealion 17h ago

It looks like what pest control puts in my apartment about once a year, the location is also typical for that

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u/Illustrious_Drive296 21h ago

If that's earwax that's fucking nasty shit. Or it's actually shit. Either way flush it. Omg. Help me now.

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u/Dull_Philosopher5889 19h ago

It’s the blood the side character/mom coughs up in every period piece to hint tuberculosis

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u/Sects4Chocolate 18h ago

This portion of the thread is the funniest shit I’ve read on Reddit all week.

LMFAO 🤣

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u/Dry-Reporter8258 19h ago

Definitely roach poison 🤮 I’ve seen it before it’s also sold over the counter

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u/Spartan-5359 18h ago

Necromorph corruption. If you touched it or breathed it in, it’s already too late.

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u/Death_Auction 20h ago

Bloody boogers maybe? Someone thought they were slick sticking em to the door frame

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u/darkestmeyer 10h ago

Looks like pest control bait for roaches to me, they put them in spots like that.

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u/taintilized 16h ago

Test it on a cat, of they start licking it and smelling it alot, it's ear wax

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u/kaeroseen 20h ago

Did it look like a drip? It might be surfactant from the paint leeching

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u/Fed-up-with-france 16h ago

Who uses YOUR bathroom?? Make them stop, buy them a “homer bucket”!!

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u/poisonthe3 10h ago

Looks like advion gel bait . I place this above doors . Great bait spot

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u/Objective_Thought31 10h ago

got some weird ass kids and adults in this thread i ain't gon lie 😭

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u/boterkoek3 19h ago

Is there a way to stop reddit from putting stupid naval gazing BS on my page? I just keep banning it, blocking and say hide posts like this but it just keeps coming back. IDGAF what goop someone found, and instead of cleaning it, they need to deep dive into its origins and reasons, source it and DNA sample it. How do I stop this drivel from showing up repeatedly!?!?!?

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u/Independent_Tale_629 17h ago

your comment is interacting with the posts telling the algorithm you are interested and going to give you more. Have fun w the goop posts

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u/Little_Kangaroo_844 20h ago

Ok I’m having lunch and a beer and randomly opened this. Yucky!

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u/ZyxzyxxyzxyZ 17h ago

Roach bait. Do you have an exterminator that comes every so often?

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u/natural_distortion 16h ago

'You shouldn't have done that he's just a boy'

Cartman voice 

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u/KingAuraBorus 12h ago

Thought I was on the kidney stone subreddit for a minute there

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u/LeadingImpression306 20h ago

In the bathroom, that’s someone’s regurgitated dinner

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u/Bitdomo92 8h ago

It looks like resin from the wooden door or window frame

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u/Paperless_Employee47 20h ago

Chili? Somebody’s sit down adventure wasnt contained.

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u/Familiar_Singer6602 4h ago

Could it be wood sap from the wood of the door frame?

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u/Rickster9913 20h ago

That right there is a booger. You're welcome :)

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u/105thAnnaverseyHD1 19h ago

Nasty you should quit picking up stuff like that

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u/Riconas 21h ago

That's some acrobatic pooping.🤸‍♂️💩

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u/fat_slow 20h ago

Yo that’s some excretion type shit. Gross.

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u/periodt777777 19h ago

Has anyone throw up in your bathroom recently?

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u/Top_Salt6894 15h ago

I would clean my ears twice a day after that

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u/VideoStunning2842 13h ago

The ole booger flick. Gets you every time.

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u/Ok_Butterscotch_319 20h ago

Looks like bacon. Taste it to be sure.

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u/EndComprehensive229 17h ago

Google search Cheech n Chong- dog shit

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u/Full-Abalone7227 13h ago

It is roach bait. They eat it and die.

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u/tinterrobangg 20h ago

Roach bait/poison. Dont touch it lol

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u/J_datt13 21h ago

That’s just gross if they did that

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u/Defiant-Notice-2050 21h ago

Ear wax or wax smoke it and find out

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u/czaszka 20h ago

Could be old insecticide bait paste

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u/White_Grammy_143 19h ago

Looks like a couple bedbugs to me.

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u/JohnySmuggins 20h ago

Someone has been flicking winnits

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u/therizzleharvdizzle 20h ago

Booger, or maybe /shitfromabutt

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u/ProfessionalWar5217 17h ago

Looks like a hemorrhoid removed

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u/Affectionate_Ear1449 19h ago

My first thought was earwax…

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u/Infamous_Volume_4802 7h ago

Do you have kids or a partner?

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u/Expensive-Bee-5456 14h ago

Why would you pick that up??

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u/CommonBubba 20h ago

Do you really want to know?

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u/Shamsa327 8h ago

Looks like cocoroach gell.

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u/Kindly_Bake3651 20h ago

This makes me want to vom

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u/KoVaNekk 19h ago

Dog's earwax, or yours!

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u/marsplex 11h ago

you smelled this shit?

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u/Stelliformade 21h ago

100% that’s earwax.

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u/Jaicers 16h ago

Gel bait for roaches.

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u/Upstairs_Power7338 19h ago

A booger maybe?😭

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u/Negative-Ad9930 21h ago

Roach killer paste

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u/Booboohole21 20h ago

It’s roach bait.

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u/redditbro91 20h ago

Cockroach gel bait

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u/Designer_Constant400 20h ago

Ear wax collection

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u/Neoslayer 19h ago

Ducking fisgusting

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u/Fearless_Sport8391 10h ago

Roach poison/lure.

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u/c0ntra 20h ago

That's roach bait

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u/Distinct_Use2337 17h ago

That’s ear wax.

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u/Pure_Trust_2779 13h ago

Earwax Collector!

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u/aidannulty 20h ago

Nugget of shite.

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u/Razo-E 15h ago

Earwax for sure.

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u/PsychologicalLie35 14h ago

poor ventilation

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u/Errkin 21h ago

Globs of earwax

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u/Errkin 21h ago

Had a chunk like that randomly fall out of my ear

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u/therealbeavis2 19h ago

IS THAT DEW DEW

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u/Abbilicious_25 9h ago

Earwax forsure.

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u/WonkyNoodle4214 20h ago

Poop nuggets

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u/ocdahm 5h ago

Thats earwax

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u/AntiqueIce76 17h ago

taste it ??

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u/FahQBerrymuch 18h ago

Ant bait.