r/AskReddit • u/Haunted_Neko • 2d ago

What was your high school controversy?

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u/BasicRabbit4 2d ago

Prostitution ring. Not kidding. The grade 9 girls were selling their bodies in the teachers bathroom. One girl was in charge and basically the pimp.

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u/JonCee500 2d ago

This sounds like a South Park episode wtf

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u/AssEaterInc 2d ago

Bitch, you wanna make some real motherfucking money?

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u/tratemusic 2d ago

Do. You. Know. What. I. Am. Saying?

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u/ericjgriffin 2d ago

Yes, I know what you are saying.

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u/darth_helcaraxe_82 2d ago

Giving out sunshine and stormy cloud stickers.

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u/Ndmndh1016 2d ago

You don't have to keep asking.

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u/COMMENTASIPLEASE 2d ago

These bitches are out here kissing fellas for free when they could be making some serious fucking money!

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u/Shendow 2d ago

Come on babe you should be putting that mouth to work !

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u/GringoSwann 2d ago

"know what I'm sayin'?"

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u/Responsible_Dog_420 2d ago

Girl, you know you're my bottom bitch. Do you know what I am saying?

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u/NearbyAd9549 1d ago

Oh Keyshawn......

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u/middelwich 2d ago

I was gonna say, what in the Euphoria is this

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u/Notch99 2d ago

Quite possibly the best SP episode…

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u/Simple-City1598 2d ago

Butters: "aw dad, I got a lotta girlfriends, Sally's just my bottom bitch"

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u/Donutbill 2d ago

At least we know how much the prostitutes cost!

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u/Parabuthus 2d ago

And like the movie The Babysitters.

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u/DatTF2 2d ago

Off topic but believe it or not the one time I saw a UFO it was of course in South Park. I just think that's funny.