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What was your high school controversy?

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u/-CgiBinLaden- 2d ago

We had a whole school meeting in the auditorium about these little things people were making with paperclips that snapped and felt like a bee sting when you were hit with them. Not only did it raise awareness of the thing throughout the entire school, they were stupid enough to show us how to make them and use them to inflict bee stings.

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u/hiphoptomato 2d ago

This reminds me of when I was a teacher and the stupid clown hype was at its peak. The kids asked me if I’d seen any clowns creeping around and I said “oh yeah, right in the woods behind the school!” Obviously taking the piss. I can’t remember how admin got wind of this, but my vice principal at the time was one of the dumbest, most weirdly dramatic people I’d ever met. She called me into her office and said that’s a huge no no because now they have to report it as a serious threat to the campus. I was like “do you really think I saw clowns in the woods and also like what is the threat?” and she was so adamant that this was VERY SERIOUS. So this genius decides to go classroom to classroom telling the kids that NO ONE is allowed to ever talk about clowns in school again. Half the kids didn’t even know what this clown business even was. Obviously now all the kids are talking about fucking clowns and saying they saw one in the bathroom or in the street outside the school. It was such a stupid fucking mess.

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u/Solid-Rate-309 2d ago edited 2d ago

These administrators never learn. Had a kid tell me recently his school banned saying “67”. These idiots just ensured that trend will last longer. Also how do you enforce a ban on saying numbers? All around stupid and setting up teachers for failure.

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u/HomerAtTheBat 2d ago

I destroyed the 6-7 thing by constantly saying it in class. Kids hate when adults do their things

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u/Solid-Rate-309 2d ago

That’s what I was saying. Like if the principal said it during all announcements or during assembly’s in a cringy way it would end it within a week.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 2d ago

I’m an adult, and I couldn’t stop cringing with secondhand embarrassment when all our executives were dropping it nonstop in the last quarterly town hall, to try to show how on trend they were. ☠️

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u/Montallas 1d ago

Maybe the employees were saying 67 too much and the executives decided to use it to make it not cool and get the employees to quit saying it.

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 1d ago

Loool exactly zero employees are using 6-7 in everyday work interactions.

And they were very clear it was the hottest thing their kids were talking about about.

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u/Montallas 1d ago

Whoosh?

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 13h ago

No, the “joke” to the original comment was just dumb. Sorry.

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u/Montallas 12h ago

I think you whooshed in your original comment too… making a comment about cringing when adults did 67 to adults when the whole chain is about adults doing it to make kids stop doing it…

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u/NomenclatureBreaker 12h ago

Dude. If you have to keep trying to explain a joke, justify a joke, or tell someone else why you think they didn’t get the joke…..it was just a bad joke. 🤷‍♀️

Maybe just move on.

Or keep dying on this hill? You do you!

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u/Zangberry 1d ago

Yeah, a little cringe goes a long way in high school. if the principal really laid it out during announcements, it wouldget everyone's attention and probably shift the narrative fast...

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago

assemblies. it is not possessive; it is plural.

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u/praetorian1979 2d ago

no... assemblies possess all your time and sometimes will to live.

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u/Solid-Rate-309 2d ago

You should capitalize the first word in a sentence.

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago

so you can't tell the difference between omission for time saving and simply not knowing something? didn't mean to make you insecure

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u/Aromatic-Ad3944 2d ago

Saving time while wasting time on Reddit lol.

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago edited 2d ago

no shit, that's what it's for lmfao

as you type "lol" instead of "laughing out loud" hahaha

e: people don't shorten words for an objectively faster life with less wasted time. they do it because it feels faster, which is what most people truly value. feel free to extrapolate my reasoning here

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u/Aromatic-Ad3944 2d ago

Insufferable

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago

LMAO

don't engage if you don't want more discourse. you brought this upon yourself

tHaT's nOt a cOmPLeTe sEnTenCe bTw

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u/Solid-Rate-309 2d ago edited 2d ago

Sorry bud, didn’t mean to offend you.

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u/eddie_cat 2d ago

A regular keyboard on a browser doesn't auto capitalize lol

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u/HyperlexicEpiphany 2d ago

capitalization's easy enough that it's not warranted to correct it imo. basically anyone can capitalize correctly if they ever need to, but a lot of people seem to struggle with apostrophes lately.

that's been my reasoning, anyway. FWIW, I'm agreeing with you haha

redditors LOVE calling out capitalization as a "gotcha" too lmao. like, clearly that was a choice, bro.

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u/kryp_silmaril 2d ago

Time to up your meds again kid

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u/eddie_cat 1d ago

so... The only grammatical rules that need to be followed are the ones people might mess up by accident? If they know the rule and break it it bears no correcting? Lol. 😂

I'll give you a tip friend-o, nobody likes the person who corrects grammar and punctuation. It's never helpful, and it's never welcome, unless you are either asked or teaching/tutoring a student. It's a quick way to make people not like you. It's not because they're upset their grammar was wrong and someone called it out, it's because it's rude and derails them from saying whatever they were saying, just to call out a petty error that didn't affect meaning anyways

Just assume everyone made a choice and let it go

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u/Bettong 2d ago

My kid's class (3rd grade, 8-9 years old) made anyone who used it go in the hallway and count to 67. They got sick of it really quickly.

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u/mitzisparkles 2d ago

We celebrated the 67th day of school by teachers wearing 67 and saying it to kids and each other all day. It completely fizzled the trend.

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u/AdventureThink 2d ago

I told my 7-8th gr that they’re just like the kinders now. Oh so cute 6-seeeeeven and the kinder teachers are dealing with it.

It has died down dramatically.

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u/SidewaysTugboat 2d ago

A kid left a 6-7 drawing on my desk and I hung it on the wall. Then I started putting it on all my anchor charts. 6-7 is all over my classroom. It’s objectively uncool.

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u/ManganeseSharties 2d ago

Got a shirt that’s simply says “six seven”. Wore it every day for a week. (Yes, I washed it each night.)

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Isn’t that what Scooby said?

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u/witsend4966 2d ago

I was gonna say that.

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u/Ogsonic 2d ago

67 is an unfunny version of 21 lol. If you remember that one.

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u/Equal_Canary5695 2d ago

Kids: "6 7!" :D

Adults: "6 7!" :D

Kids: :(

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u/GoldenPotatoOfLatvia 2d ago

Honestly, I did the same. Accidentally ended up kinda liking the fad, so me and the kids are having a more enjoyable time. Sometimes you win either way.

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u/PM_me_opossum_pics 2d ago

Yeah I dont have a negative reaction and once your teacher is in on the joke it becomes cringe. And thats something most of my colleagues dont seem to understand, kid got written up for saying "ok boomer" to a teacher.

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u/Red_Koolaid 2d ago

I hope you are a math teacher.

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u/mruncreativ3 1d ago

I did that to my kids the minute they started with 67 and they stopped almost immediately. I've done it a few times since and they literally sigh and cringe. I've never been so proud of myself.

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u/Old_Desert_Gamer 1d ago

Did the same. They laughed but it ended quickly.

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u/SuitableWonder6910 1d ago

676767676767

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u/HeatherCPST 2d ago

I’ve seen some super-sanctimonious posts from parents about how they’ve told their kids they will never allow them to say 6-7 because it’s not cute or funny and their words MUST mean something in order to be worth saying. Ugh. First of all, they sound like they’re loads of fun in social settings. Second, I’m sure they’ve guaranteed their kids will never say 6-7…. in front of them.

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u/kafromet 2d ago

“Bobby, what is 42+25?”

“I’m sorry Mr. Jones, school policy forbids me from answering that question.”

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u/hiphoptomato 2d ago

Dude I’ve seen it all. That same year they banned the dab and the hand circle “made you look” thing. Dumbest school I’ve ever worked at. They said the dab was “drug related” lmao.

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u/jonoghue 2d ago

So many people still don't know what the Streisand effect is.

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u/TinyCubes 2d ago

In high school my friends got banned from wearing shirts that said “I pwn n00bz” bc administration said they thought it was some hate message about owning Nubian slaves.

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u/hiphoptomato 2d ago

Fucking whaaaaat

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u/GuinevereMalory 2d ago

Im sorry??? 😂😂😂

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u/VexFence 2d ago

The school my kid goes to made it so they say it in Dakotah and the kids love it! So do the teachers and parents!

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u/Changed_Momma 2d ago

I’d be the math teacher that made sure all my problems had a solution consisting of 67 and 41 just to shut admin up.

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u/Flokidaneson 1d ago

I mean, in many ways, they're kinda preparing kids for when authorities try to ban,(censor, drive to the black market, thought control, etc) things when they are adults. Makes the experience of encountering state authoritarianism familiar regarding both frivolous and important things in their lives. A subset will always see through the bullshit, but many more will be happily compliant.

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u/nightshift89 1d ago

32+35=x Kids: :|

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u/Gneissisnice 1d ago

All the admin has to do is make the morning announcements and "I hope you all have a 6-7 day!" and they will cringe so hard that they'll never say it ever again.